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I was at work, but then it was a school.
I was walking through the halls, and lost the first part but I remember there were lots of people talking, and then a little 4ft 8″ dude, pretty built, and suffering from Nepoleon syndrome, was saying “why the hell is everyone being so fucking gay?!!” and then I hugged him, it made him mad to say the least.
I was walking back up the hall from that when there was a food trailer like you’d see at a fair. No one could get to it because there was a cable around it which attached to a ski-lock looking mechanism around a garbage can. It was the new kind of garbage can made of plastic with wheels and the cover attached. The lock was multicolored, Austin Powers style, and it had a round Dr Evil sticker on it. He was looking menacing with one eyebrow up and his pinky up to his lip. I disabled the lock, which was actually a spy device and plowed into the trash can with my shoulder. I guess there was someone in it because I heard an “oomph” when it went flying.
The food trailer was selling meat, it was larger then normal, with a big grill behind them. There were oversized chunks of chicken, like 18″ x 18″ x 6″ chunks of white meat (maybe whale?), kubasa the size of your arm and a woman who wanted her large chunk of white meat “rare” – a biker chick that looked rather manly, especially the full “Mr Fuzzy”-like beard she had (the magnetic toy where you move the metal shavings around)
I turn back down the hall, but the little guy yelling about how gay everyone was being was still at it, so I turned and on my way back I “locker checked” the garbage can into the lockers, getting another “oomph” from it.
Behind me, Sylvester Stalone was riding a mini firetruck, about shriner’s size through the halls of the school. He was being chased by 3 police in similarly small go-kart like “cop cars”.
I followed him outside, closing the big metal door on the police.
Outside was “my viper” it had a huge blower on the hood, a convertable, white with blue racing stripes. Vince Vaugn’s character in Be Cool was threatening me all menacing-like. He was insinuating that I was messing with the best, and I didn’t know what I was getting into as I was about to start my car. I took out two keychain remotes, one I guess was for the car bomb he had set. It deactivated that as I started up the car with the other button.
It ended there, but wow.