>I’m a fan of Ecto Cooler, but… wow — this guy’s done his research.

I like Phish… and I wonder what was this guy on? The other members of Phish have children… whats this guy been up to?

“I may have shown bad judgment, but I am not a pedophile.”

– uh huh… art pictures, eh? Oh, yeah – BTW: you might want to make sure the 9 year old isn’t the daughter of the head of Hell’s Angels before you go photographing… but your tender nether-regions could have told you that.

Clown robbers brighten the day near Mexico City.

Are you a real man?

So what’s the problem?

And everything you ever wanted to know about Arnold… but were afraid to ask. Well, not really – but it’s certain a page dedicated to our future president! (once the law is changed, of course… didn’t you see Demolition Man?)