>As I’m always fond of science that proves historical records: How did Moses part the Red Sea? – Wind and a reef, my dear Watson… Wind… and a reef.

>Update — yeah… so I started my MCSA/MCSE training: Network, Linux, Security… and I feel a bit more alive. Tired as hell cause I still haven’t gotten my sleep schedule right yet — and the head’s chock full of thinking when I try and go to sleep, no matter how tired I am. I had a dream the other night that I was sent over to Iraq without any training. I was out on the battle field, unprepared. I only had my small gun and didn’t even have it out. I could have been shot by about 5 different guys,…

>Last night I dreamt that I had a new apartment. It was right near Bradley Airport, it was in a mall, and quite interesting. The obvious issues being traffic, and living in a mall… people everywhere all the time. I was wandering around the mall at first, trying to find the apartment I was supposed to be looking at. It used to belong to Jennifer Connelly, and it was room #725. As I wandered, I was in a Fileens sort of store, furniture all around, mock livingrooms — except they were people’s apartments, all out for people to wander, mostly…

>Behold! The fotopage of a true party-er-treneur. Dane Cook‘s new webseries: Hell On Earth ~ good stuff! The Cartoon Laws of Physics

>Here’s a ringtone I made with my phone. =’] More pictures a’comin to the fotopages. Oh, and here’s the Anti-Dean Commercial everyone’s talking about. (Featured on Daily Show & funny as hell) I never would have thought to look for third nipples, let alone third nipple piercings.

>My life has been filled with computers the past week — upgrading, installing, playing… and thats good. I’m happy with just plopping down on the couch and piddling with the PC. I don’t spend any money while I do it, and as long as I get some food every once in a while — I’m good. I brought my system to my buddy’s house — hooked up my PC to his 46″ Plasma via VGA. I was hoping on DVI but we didn’t have a cable. I’ll bring it with me next time. It was awesome nonetheless. It works as…

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>WWJD? Teach his cat to use the toilet, that’s what.

>Ahh yes – New Years. The time of year when everyone is wondering what they’re going to do that was better then last year — sitting around and doing nothing, watching some “marathon” on any given cable station. What is there to do? Should I drive far away to some bustling metropolis? How about go out and risk getting mauled by some freak New Years eve accident by some hopped up drunk guy? I say… go for it! So Rachel and I were braving the foreboding night — venturing out to The Asylum in downtown Springfield. After an incredible night…