>I just listed my Microsoft Phone System on eBay! Know anyone who’s still running Win98? Voicemail and remote features make it all worthwhile: check your voicemail from afar, even get your email read to you over the phone, additional features like call-back and the ability to create a complete voicemail tree suitable for a home or small business.

>I went to Stratton today, hooked up with my buddy Al (Garfunkle) and vaulted to Lower VT. We made record time in his ’05 Audi S4. It was nice not having to drive, or worry about what speed we were going. The new V8 hauls ass, AWD and around 350hp but doesn’t look like it. From the outside it doesn’t attract much attention. He’s got a Passport 8500 radar dectector, and it’s damn good — it detected K band from over a mile and a half away. Laser is another thing, but only got to see it in action at…

>Memory Foam Mattresses – Starting @ $80! — I just bought one, wanted to share the secret. Heather turned me onto the sale, and it’s still on, 70% off or something like that. You may want to kick in a little extra dough for the 3″ — I have the 2″, it’s good, but could be 3″. Almost only counts in mattresses, and penises.