>The magic tree, it gives great fruit. Come try it with me, attack the mute. You’ve done it once, Now try it twice. Taste the fruit of true delight. Oh they won’t mind, Don’t mind them. You’re here right now, I’m your friend. Just go ahead, You’ll be just fine eat it… eat it… your soul is mine

>Ok — weird. As I’m coming in to work today I think I fell into a bit of a wormhole. I get out of my car and am walking towards the building, notice the very fine mist raining down… I hear a girl screaming – “Noooooooooo! Noooo!” I get closer and there she is coming around the corner of the building. She had an empty leash in her hand, clad all in red vinyl with plastic “jelly shoes” heals. She had wild brown curly hair, and her face was covered in blotches of blush? eyeshadow? it was so haphazard, it…