>Ever try to fill up a salt and pepper shaker with salt and pepper packets? It takes a long time, there really isn’t that much in those things. So I hope all are happy to hear that the individual who was lying bleeding in the cafeteria is OK. He had a seizure, fell… blood went *KASPLAT* and the forensics were there because he didn’t have ID… so they suspected possible foul play. So if you ever are after someone, make sure they have misleading ID on them. =]~ Walgreens imitation-DayQuil is a speed-ball in a bottle. Speedball = upper +…

>So I’m sick – co worker spread the joy, I have no sick days – but I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss any work because of this. I’m sure he was thinking the same thing when he waltzed in here to get better just as I’m coming down with it — just to mess with my head! No… not really, it’s just due to our sick policy. It’s hours… but it used to be occurances (didn’t work, of course) where you could be out for 3 days in a row — and it was 1 occurance of sick…