>Whew, wild week coming to a close. There’s been so much going on, I think my head’s finally stopped spinning. It seems that everyone’s having issues as of late – in comparison, my troubles really don’t seem all that bad. A lot of it has to do with people just getting out on their own, friends of mine who’ve been living with their parents are going out on their own. Things always seem to pop up after a while, streaks only go on for so long. A lot of it might have to do with feeling cocky, too — I’ve…

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