>Domo Arigato… WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Why do you look at me that way? Am I not doing what you want? How you want? I can’t just do things faster? Do you know how uncomfortable you make me feel? Have any idea the burning I receive from your gaze? Why do you have to be so damn confident and uncaring? Dance robots… dance.

>Work seems to just make things more and more pleasant for the people in my department. There are already lower-grade work conditions that we have to deal with, we have the same computers, but the “floor” has nice desks, comfortable chairs, TVs in the break room, better ventilation/air, more vending machines… nicer lighting, bunnies, no tacks on the toilet seats… now they say we can’t have our laptops. Technically they weren’t allowed before, but we were able to use them on the condition of it wasn’t hooked to the network, and it was just for music. Anything else was permitted…

>I feel great today. Yesterday I wasn’t feeling so chipper. I still have the issues I had yesterday – trying to get blood from a stone, or money from an unemployed house mate… and a less-than friendly action by said house-mate, in combination with previous events became a conglomerate glob of goo that just ate away at my sanity for most of the day yesterday. I got home, went to bed — and got a decent amount of sleep. Life is much easier when you’re fully fueled. I discussed the issue(s) with my other house mate, he’ll speak to him…

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