>Here’s a sure-fire way to sound stupid trying to cut down anti-war arguments during the holiday. Things I’ve learned in PA: You’re never too old for a hangover… Don’t eat the eggs, and staying away from the water probably wouldn’t hurt either. If you want to seduce someone, read them a bedtime story every day for a week — you’re in. There is a direct correlation between how crazy someone is, and the quality of the sex. If everyone’s shitfaced… you’re not all that drunk. Believe your fortune cookie. Friend’s don’t let friends knock on door # mediocre. The man…