Total Recall (2012)

I am happy to report that after a long movie sabbatical; I finally got to go tonight. What did I see? Total Recall.

First of all, boo. I am not sure who thought that Colin Farrell should be allowed to follow in the footsteps of a classic action hero like Arnold, but that person should be shot. This was a giant pile of plot holes and bad acting. I am not sure but I think they might have actually taken scenes from Kate Beckinsale in Underworld and just edited them in. Or maybe she just really thought that her fake hubby Colin was a lycan and thus needed to be pursued, against orders with reckless determination and also magicial powers of invincibility.

Oh and btw, if I ever build a giant army of robots to destroy and conquer, I will program with with some shooting skills. Colin is no Chuck Norris, some of those million bullets should have kicked his butt.

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