Total Recall (2012)

I am happy to report that after a long movie sabbatical; I finally got to go tonight. What did I see? Total Recall. First of all, boo. I am not sure who thought that Colin Farrell should be allowed to follow in the footsteps of a classic action hero like Arnold, but that person should be shot. This was a giant pile of plot holes and bad acting. I am not sure but I think they might have actually taken scenes from Kate Beckinsale in Underworld and just edited them in. Or maybe she just really thought that her fake…