…not having luck reposting this from the old link:
http://www.synthetic-x.com/2008/02/clarissa-explains-it-all-drinking-game.html

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

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Nicole and I couldn’t find a Clarissa Explains It All drinking game so we made up our own:

Keep in Mind:
~ Both the DVD and the real show (should you see it somewhere with commercials) still have commercial bumpers.
~ you shouldn’t try level 2 unless
a) you’re only watching 1 episode
b) you’re so super hard core, there’s no need to pull punches
c) glrealjrlj …. get nakked! blrgl.. *hic* auuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhh…

Level 1 – Lets Watch the Whole Disk! / Marithon
Update/Report (Clarissa Report, Clarissa Financial Report, Clarissa Update, etc)
– 1 Drink
Clarissa Calls Her Brother a name other then “Ferguson”
– 1 Drink
Clarissa Actually Calls Her Brother “Ferguson”
– 2 Drinks
Clarissa Talks to the Camera
– 1 Drink
(while oblivious to everyone else in the scene)
– 2 Drinks
Time Speeds Up
– 1 Drink
Clarissa’s Mom creates a soy-based food
– 1 Drink
Commercial Bumper (Both To and From)
– 1 Drink
Clarissa creates a Computer Simulation
– 1 Drink
Computer Animation / Marker on the Screen
– 1 Drink
Clarissa Mentions One of Her Teachers
– 1 Drink
Clarissa uses a word above her grade level
– 2 Drinks
Elvis Reference
– 1 Drink
Oversized Prop (as in wouldn’t actually fit out her door) in Clarissa’s Room
– 1 Drink

Level 2 – What the Hell Are We Doing / OK, Maybe We’ll Watch 1 Episode
(Combine with Level 1)
Someone says “Clarissa”
– 1 Drink
Someone says ‘Sam”
– 1 Drink
Opening or Closing Credits
– 1 Drink
You See Clarissa’s Bedroom
– 1 Drink
You See Their Kitchen
– 1 Drink
You see their Living Room
– 1 Drink

posted @ 20:44

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awesome!! i have a suggestion – every time Sam comes in a window, 1 drink. every time Sam comes in a door – finish the drink you’ve got!!

also, every time Ferguson mentions his political aspirations, drink.

every time Dad refers to his architecture job, drink!